Thursday, December 14, 2023

Ghosts on the Moon (d30)

 As I've mentioned a few times by now, there is a great channel on the OSR Discord server called #dice-democracy where you can crowdsource random tables. I'm presenting tables that I started, now that they're finished.

Therefore, this isn't 100% my work; the people on the server are very creative when it comes to stuff like this. I remain very grateful for them putting up with my ideas for tables.

Ghosts on the Moon (d30)

Moon's haunted. Why? What's there?

1. Empty cities of a lost civilization, phase shifted just out of reach

2. The screaming souls of the moon faeries, who died simultaneously when the water and air was stolen from the Moon millennia ago 

3. There were 33 secret missions to the Moon in the 19th century. All landed. None returned.

4. The moon is a stillborn planet, haunted by what could have been.

5. Wrathful solar specters are preparing to breach our planet's magnetic field.

6. Radio frequencies reverberate into terrifying and prophetic spectrums.

7. People found a loophole to cheat death, kinda. Word spread and for a good 20 years everybody came back as a ghost. An archmage fed up with ghosts all over his freaking tower like flies created a ritual to condense all ghosts at the time and press them into a ball, which he then flung into the sky. TL;DR the moon is made of ghosts, every now and then one breaks free and bobs around

8. The Moon is the fossilized eye of an ancient god, and the Lunar ghosts are the final images seen by the deity before it died. 

9. The afterlife is overcrowded, so new souls are being sent to the moon as it's the heavenly overflow.

10. The moon is a sentient being, and the ghosts seen on the surface are the moon's projected dreams and nightmares made real.

11. Cosmonauts Alexei Smirnov and Sofia Omarov were annihilated when their craft made impact with the lunar surface in April 1969. The Spectre of Communism that flew with them was not.

12. The body that struck the Earth and became the Moon wasn't a planetoid, but an immense interstellar spaceship. The deceased travelers are still pretty peeved they bungled the orbital landing 4.53 billion years ago.

13. The Moon remembers when she was green and blue and large. The 'ghosts' are a replay of the Telluric Revolt, a historical record no one living will ever comprehend.

14. Eons of worship by humans has caused her to begin attracting spectral energies, forming a dense ectoplasmic vortex

15. Once a prison for an ancient and forgotten race, solar rays have trapped their souls.

16. The light at the end of the tunnel is actually the moon. It's both the psychopomp and limbo.

17. Backwoods refueling station for ancient aliens that use ectoplasmic energies to power faster than light vehicles

18. Dracula's castle is housed in the hollow center of the moon, accessible via special vents decorated to look like cheese.

19. The defeated alien god Lost Pain fled to the golden cities of the dark side of the moon, destroying them. Now he is slowly draining the moon of its power to complete his resurrection and then scorch the Earth clean in his revenge. Psychic Shadows permeate across the moon from his regenerating corpse, reflecting his vengeful dreams.

20. The moon is a tulpa created by the condensed energies of the planet's dreamscape. Things that exist there are dissolving pseudo-coherent emanations. Additional moons are the result of quantum entanglement between potential dreamscapes, each more unstable than the last.

21. Mother Earth has blood on her hands. She killed another planet, long ago. The Moon isn't haunted... It's the ghost of that long-dead victim, haunting its murderer.

22. Pirate drones fly over the dusty moonscape, guarding a cache of ill-gotten goods. Their masters may return from raiding with even more valuables!

23. There is at least one ghost on the moon for every person who has ever landed on its surface. Including you. One for every timeline where they died there.

24. God had to move the Garden of Eden so many times after kicking humans out that it ended up on the Moon. Those aren't ghosts... They're angels, and be careful where you walk, unless you fancy death and damnation by way of a thousand thousand flaming swords.

25. You know how the flame attracts the moth? Or perhaps, more accurately, the lantern fish attracts prey? Those ghosts are a lure, my friend.

26. Every animal you ever killed - - even indirectly, by consuming their flesh - - silently watches you here, but only if you have the psychic sensitivity to notice.

27. Oh, you think the moon is real to begin with? The ghosts are only the first part of the illusion...

28. The "ghosts" are fake, part of a get-rich scheme by an old moonman. A bunch of meddling kids party of adventures could easily expose him.

29. Records of everything ever said on Earth are on the moon... somewhere. Many ghosts haunt the repository of their last words.

30. Roll twice and combine

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